Ha ha so you guys have all prolly already heard this song my friend sam turned me on to it its by HollyWood Undead and its called I must be emo here's the lyrics.... and the actual song is at this link...http://emosong.ytmnd.com/
Dear diary, mood: apathetic. My life is spiraling downward. I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance And Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like, "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" or, "Rip Apart My Soul," and of course, "Stabby Rip Stab Stab." And it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair into that flippy thingy either, like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know,
I’m an emo kid Nonconforming as can be You can be nonconforming too if you look just like me I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs Because I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, they just call me a fag Because there’s dudes who look like chicks And there are chicks who look like dykes Because emo is one step below transvestites
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo
I’m dark and sensitive with low self-esteem The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween I have no real problems, but I like to make believe I stole my sister’s mascara, now I’m grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me It’s never any fun, they say They already have a pussy they don’t need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dying my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo
My life is just a black abyss. You know it's so dark and it's suffocating me. Carving a hole in me and tightening it's grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sister’s jeans. Which still look great on me by the way.
When I get depressed, I cut my wrist in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection I write in a Livejournal and wear thick-rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of Goth You can read me "Catcher in the Rye" and watch me jack off I wear skin-tight clothes while hating my life If I said I liked girls, I’d only be half right
I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw X-box, I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hate my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be emo
My parents don’t get me, you know? They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy - well, a couple guys. But, I mean, it’s the 2000's. Can’t two, or four dudes make out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don’t know, diary, sometimes I think you’re the only who gets me. You’re my best friend.
I feel like Tacos...
-- Edited by the_1_dancing_in_the_rain at 02:21, 2006-05-13
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life is too short... so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, and love truley, and forgive quickly!
Well, lesse, I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face, I've dyed my hair, old school Nintendo is t3h roXXorz, and if I said I like girls I'd only be half right. Other than that, lol, I'm not emo.
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Sons and daughter of a dream, the urge to struggle for an ideal, to stay and fight, oppose war fever, refuse to kill or be killed
maybe... a little bit yeah lol when it got to the part about pussy, jacking off, and erection ha ha he was like Ahnna this is a bad song and I played blonde and I was just like oh... i just like it because it makes fun of emo people, I didn't know it was bad, why is it bad? lol he totally bought it because his sweet innocent daughter would never listen to something like that if she knew it was wrong
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life is too short... so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, and love truley, and forgive quickly!
'Dear diary, my life is a complete fiasco. The dashboard show is this weekend and I can't even fit into my little sister's jeans anymore. My dad grounded me cause he caught me in my mom's makeup again. He's such a nazi. I wish i could just run away to somewhere where people could understand me. I make out with one guy at a show and I'm gay? Hello, it's the new millennium. Ever heard of experimentation? I tried to cut my wrist yesterday but some of the blood got on my pants, and I totally freaked. Needless to say, they're ruined.'
For the past few years we've seen you around pretentious art fags taking over my town You're too mature to have any fun Your trend in a year will be over and done Your hair is in a bowl or any shape You're acting like you're gay just to get laid and a white belt holds up your pants you're too mature to ****ing dance
FUCK EMO! we aren't dead and in a year there will be none of you left.
'mmm, emo. you bet your sweet ass it's emo. ooh, doesn't it just make you wanna cry?'
[repeat verse and chorus]
'anyway, my life is just a black abyss. I'm up to 98 pounds now and i don't know what to do. I don't know, maybe i'll join the navy.
the greatest emo bashing song ever, Fuck Emo by Cheap Sex
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every time an emo kid cries, a viking comes from the netherlands and slays a kitten.....save kittens, stop emo
yeah, but also, when you do think, you have to run for the medicine cabinet to get some pain releiver! oh feel the burn! haha just kiddin, you know i love you (in a non-sexual way)
